The Roast of Mel Gerrets

Saturday, June 13, 2026
5:30 PM

3016 South Carrollton Ave

New Orleans, LA 70118

Mel's finally turning 40!

That's right, this goober has finally reached the big 4-0 and it's time to show him how much we love him by roasting him with embarrassing stories and inappropriate jokes.

Schedule

Drinks, food, and bowling from 5:30 to 7:00 PM*
Roast starts promptly at 7:00 PM
Live music and dancing from 8:30 PM until

*Open bar from 5:30 to 9:00 PM

DO NOT BE LATE!!

Theme

Mel loves America and it's Flag Day Eve so bring your best patriotic attire.

The Roast

If you wish to zing his highness, please come prepared! It shouldn't be too hard, he's given you 40 years of easy material.

Please add your name to the list of roasters in the document at the link below.
Please also upload any pictures or videos that you wish to share during the roast by Friday, May 29, 2026.
- If you can't make it to the party, then please send a short "Happy Birthday" video!
- For questions, contact Kristyn Guzman at (985) 789-5183 or thatgirlkristyn@gmail.com.
Roastmaster: Tucker Couvillon - (504) 909-5287
Party Planning Committee:
- Chelsea Calvert - (573) 480-2490 or chelseascalvert@gmail.com
- Cassie Alsfeld - (504) 913-2077 or cassie.alsfeld@gmail.com
- Elizabeth Schindler - (504) 717-9502 (call or text)