
The Roast of Mel Gerrets

Saturday, June 13, 2026
5:30 PM
Mel's finally turning 40!
That's right, this goober has finally reached the big 4-0 and it's time to show him how much we love him by roasting him with embarrassing stories and inappropriate jokes.
Schedule
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Drinks, food, and bowling from 5:30 to 7:00 PM*
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Roast starts promptly at 7:00 PM
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Live music and dancing from 8:30 PM until
*Open bar from 5:30 to 9:00 PM
DO NOT BE LATE!!
Theme
Mel loves America and it's Flag Day Eve so bring your best patriotic attire.


The Roast
If you wish to zing his highness, please come prepared! It shouldn't be too hard, he's given you 40 years of easy material.
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Please add your name to the list of roasters in the document at the link below.
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Please also upload any pictures or videos that you wish to share during the roast.
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If you can't make it to the party, feel free to send a short video!
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For questions, contact:
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Kristyn Guzman kristyn@kristynguzman.com
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Chelsea Calvert chelseascalvert@gmail.com
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Cassie Alsfeld cassie.alsfeld@gmail.com
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RSVP
Please RSVP by May 23, 2026
Invited guests only
God Bless America!

